After I Shot a Deer, It Leapt on My...

It had been a terrific deer season up to now. I had already taken a pleasant buck out of some household land in northern Arkansas, and I needed to give attention to just a little doe administration in the identical space. So one afternoon in December, I pulled up and parked my truck on the facet of the street subsequent to the household plot, which is about 5 acre.

A number of years in the past, some of us subdivided the realm and recut the grime street to create entry to all the opposite properties. Once they did that, they lower off our entry to the 5 acres up on prime of the ridge. You used to have the ability to drive straight in, and there was a pleasant large line of mature timber on the sting of the ridge. However once they bladed the street in and graded it, they created this actually steep, 16-foot-tall embankment. As a result of I can’t drive my truck into the property the place I used to, I’ve to park off the facet of the street so far as I can get and hug the embankment so that folks can nonetheless get out and in. 

I bought up on prime of the embankment and climbed right into a tree stand. It was a very windy day up on that ridge, and I wasn’t positive if the deer would come as much as feed or not. However you all the time have an opportunity at that property, both early within the morning or proper earlier than darkish. Round 4:30 p.m., I noticed some deer about 95 yards down a hill, although all I may see was their ears. They have been staying within the backside out of the wind. I didn’t assume they’d come towards me, however in regards to the time I assumed that, they began making their approach towards my tree stand. They disappeared into the pine timber, and I stood up within the stand to get a greater look. I had a very nice relaxation on a tree department and was prepared. Inside about 5 minutes, the lead doe stepped out of these pines at about 37 yards. I’m rifle looking, however this deer is near bow vary. I’d killed plenty of deer with this gun — my grandpa’s Ruger bolt-action .30-06 — and I had plenty of confidence within the gun and ammunition. It was a chip shot.

I took a barely quartering-to shot, and I assumed she’d drop like all of the deer I shoot with this rifle. However she didn’t. She ran. There was an enormous downed tree proper behind her, which she circled round earlier than operating again towards my truck. Nice, I assumed. It will be a brief drag, and I used to be excited. 

Besides I couldn’t discover any hint of blood or some other signal that the deer was ever there. I pleasure myself on being a very good tracker and discovering blood. However right here I used to be, arising empty. After calling my dad, I looked for a half an hour everywhere in the ridgetop in search of her. I knew I hit that deer. However we had a Christmas celebration to go to, and I used to be so pissed off that I made a decision I ought to again out anyway. So I walked again over to the sting of the embankment to climb again right down to my truck. Effectively, mendacity there on the bottom, proper in entrance of my truck, was the doe.

So I known as my spouse all excited, informed her I’d discovered my deer, and that I’d meet her on the celebration. However then I appeared just a little nearer earlier than I went down the embankment, and I observed one thing else. The whole driver’s facet of the windshield was fully smashed in. The deer had achieved a can-opener off the highest of the 16-foot embankment and landed smack-dab on prime of my windshield, destroying it. Her head hit the highest of the cab, and that was the one blood I discovered the whole time I trailed her. 

I known as my spouse again and informed her I wasn’t positive if I’d have the ability to get out of there. Fortunately my buddy simply wrapped up college to turn into an insurance coverage agent, so I known as him up and requested if I ought to file a declare. (Sadly the injury wasn’t going to satisfy my deductible, regardless that he estimated the repair would value $600 to $800.) However the extra rapid subject was how I’d get again to my mother and father’ home a half-hour away to course of the doe, whereas nonetheless having time to make the Christmas celebration — by no means thoughts the truth that I needed to train a deer ageing class in Missouri in a pair days. 

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Let’s simply say I discovered easy methods to drive from my passenger seat that evening, reaching over to steer and press the pedals with my left foot. I made it to my mother and father’ home, took care of the deer, then drove my dad’s truck to the Christmas celebration. The subsequent day, after my buddy the insurance coverage agent discovered me a brand new windshield for $250, I drove by way of sleet and rain for 45 minutes and stopped thrice to wipe the busted glass with a towel. (Shoutout to Harrison Glass: They put in my new windshield on the identical day and bought me the windshield at a significant low cost.) I made it to the deer ageing class on time in my very own truck, and I rounded out my freezer with the 132-pound, 5.5-year-old doe — the one deer to ever lack an exit wound from Grandpa’s .30-06. The bullet broke her shoulder, went straight by way of her vitals, and holed up towards her conceal on the opposite facet. 

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I didn’t even get pulled over by the cop who watched me drive by way of city from my passenger seat. I assumed for positive I used to be busted, however then I noticed … mailmen do it on a regular basis.

This story first appeared in OL on Jan. 15, 2024.